I wish I can meet face to face with Mr. Romney. He may have to stoop down a bit as I am in a wheelchair. I would like to apologize to him on behalf on all of the disabled veterans who live in Ohio and West Virginia. Our VA benefits are not taxed and we, by your standards, are "slackers."
I am also ashamed of my aged parents who are living it up on their Social Security and Medicare. What a scandal! I must also speak to my daughter, and have her drop out of college, and go out into the world and get a job. Perhaps she can mow the lawn at your country club. After all the world doesn't need anymore teachers or doctors. Just laborers.
Let's make a deal. You give me back the full use of my legs and I'll get a job. That goes for the rest of us "Tax Slacking Veterans." This way we are not counted in the 47 percent and you can just sail away on your yacht, the S.S. Smug.